the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
Billy on the Street: Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd? [x]
They didn’t find him for a week.
reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”
My favourite photo set ever
Oh god I am in love with this photoset. Wow.
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
if you don’t support fat girls in crop tops and mini skirts then i cannot support you
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
i understood that reference
think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 3
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
The theme of this post is mostly abstract and involves my underwear bursting into flames.